The Ancient Masters of The United Vex Imperium is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by King of Kings Mycen Rayne with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 21.188 billion Imperials have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vexium. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 9,623 trillion Script and Fleurs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 454,189 Script and Fleurs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Vex Imperium's national animal is the regal mastiff, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Solatinism.

The United Vex Imperium is ranked 1,819^th in the world and 2^nd in The Amaranthine Isles for Most Developed, scoring 98.07 on the Human Development Index.