The Republic of The Visorak is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.925 billion Visoraks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.7%.

The Visorak economy, worth 469 trillion skulls a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 42,887 skulls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, Harry Potter books are banned, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Visorak's national animal is the visorak, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Visorak is ranked 274,453^rd in the world and 1^st in The Visorak Horde for Smartest Citizens, with 18.22 quips per hour.