The United Kingdom of Theeter is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.748 billion Theeterians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Theeterian economy, worth 262 trillion Hellers a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 150,323 Hellers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,323,239 per year while the poor average 2,492, a ratio of 530 to 1.

Business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theeter's national animal is the Schwein, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Theeter is ranked 12,648^th in the world and 6^th in Aeternum for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 9,360.83 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.