The Kingdom of Thefree is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 28.771 billion Thefreeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TF City. The average income tax rate is 3.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thefreean economy, worth a remarkable 8,331 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 289,591 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, kids leave museums believing that some humans have six fingers, blood isn't quite as thick as it used to be, and entomologists flock to TF City for its remarkable gadfly population. Crime is totally unknown. Thefree's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Thefree is ranked 1,119^th in the world and 1^st in Anime for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 10,416.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.