The Sad of Thelandofsadsadsad is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.684 billion Thelandofsadsadsadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sad. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thelandofsadsadsadian economy, worth 463 trillion Sads a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,855 Sads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Thelandofsadsadsad, and colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thelandofsadsadsad's national animal is the Sad, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thelandofsadsadsad is ranked 35,012^th in the world and 163^rd in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Corrupt Governments, with 62.17 kickbacks per hour.