The Federative Soviet Republic of Third Soviet Union is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Artyom with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 10.46 billion Soviets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 3,885 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 371,476 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cigarettes are dead-cheap, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to General Secretary Artyom, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Third Soviet Union's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Third Soviet Union is ranked 289,614^th in the world and 137^th in Institute of Cellulose for Highest Food Quality, scoring 3.31 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.