The Genius Inventor of Thomas Alva Edison is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Thomas Alva Edison with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.837 billion Americans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 29.2%.

The powerhouse American economy, worth 691 trillion United States Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,204 United States Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and eminent domain has been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thomas Alva Edison's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Thomas Alva Edison is ranked 89,352^nd in the world and 6^th in Cajetan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.28 law-abiding acts per hour.