The Playmaking Free Safety of Thomas Everett is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Thomas Everett with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 4.68 billion Safeties hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pittsburgh. The average income tax rate is 22.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Everett economy, worth 223 trillion tackles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,721 tackles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The comic book series 'Thomas Everett and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thomas Everett's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thomas Everett is ranked 106,366^th in the world and 1^st in Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 803.18 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.