The Jasne Światło of Thori is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gotte Thorik with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 27.414 billion Thorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Law & Order, with Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Administration and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tarezius. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Thorian economy, worth 458 trillion Speroks a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Pizza Delivery industry. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 16,730 Speroks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, nobody wants to know how the sausage is made, bombs make good ploughs, and poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Thori's national animal is the Cardinal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Paganism.

Thori is ranked 315,683^rd in the world and 16^th in Sumerian Coalition for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 7,963.66 Standard Monetary Units.