The Dictatorship of Tikitikiphonkland is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 144 million Tikitikiphonklandians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The all-consuming Tikitikiphonklandian economy, worth 14.2 trillion Tiki tiki phonks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 98,604 Tiki tiki phonks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 894,824 per year while the poor average 1,262, a ratio of 708 to 1.

The nation refuses to provide international aid, accidentally dropping a nickel is a social taboo, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Tikitikiphonklandian mussels the biggest in Tiki tiki phonk earth. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tikitikiphonkland's national animal is the Feels the aura, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tikitikiphonkland is ranked 329,393^rd in the world and 1^st in Tiki tiki phonk earth for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -17.03 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.