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Most Stationary: 2,825thLargest Populations: 11,730thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,165th
The Terrible Swift Sword of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Skin on skin, let the love begin
Influence
Hegemony
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Timor-1

Population22.792 billion

Currency$$
AnimalDolly Varden

The Terrible Swift Sword of Timor-1 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 22.792 billion Timor-1ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.1%.

The very strong Timor-1ian economy, worth 934 trillion $$s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,987 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Increasing numbers of children in Timor-1 have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, Leader is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn, the Timor-1ian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Timor-1's national animal is the Dolly Varden.

Timor-1 is ranked 2,825th in the world and 1st in Timor for Most Stationary, with 3,832.7058804 days.

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Most Stationary: 2,825thTop
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Largest Populations: 11,730thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 15,165thLargest Black Market: 20,677thMost Devout: 24,944thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26,785thMost Pacifist: 28,617th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Timor-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Timor-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Timor-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Timor-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Timor-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Timor-1 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Timor-1 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Timor-1's influence in Timor fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Timor-1 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Timor-1 set the regional banner of Timor.

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