The Miniluver of Tims Opolis is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its burgeoning Phoenix population. The hard-working, cynical population of 24.845 billion Tims Opolisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Policy, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 33.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Tims Opolisian economy, worth 925 trillion Ringtats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 37,245 Ringtats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is moderate. Tims Opolis's national animal is the Phoenix.

Tims Opolis is ranked 208,583^rd in the world and 4,945^th in eta for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.06 percentage of bribes refused.