The United States of Tinath is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.752 billion Tinathians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idyne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tinathian economy, worth a remarkable 1,830 trillion Loras a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 97,609 Loras, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming it smells like rain can land you in a storm of trouble, a light breeze is enough to make Leader fold, the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award, and police officers outnumber pigeons in Idyne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tinath's national animal is the golden eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Tinath is ranked 55,569^th in the world and 7^th in The Pacifica for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 18,748.65 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.