The United States of Tiny Azerbaijan is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Rattlesnake population. The hard-working population of 7.304 billion Tiny Azerbaijanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 24.4%.

The Tiny Azerbaijanian economy, worth 280 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 38,412 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiny Azerbaijan's national animal is the Rattlesnake.

Tiny Azerbaijan is ranked 213,949^th in the world and 3^rd in Cypress Cove for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.