The Daft Carrots of TiroDayn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 13.128 billion TiroDaynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aynia's Heart. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TiroDaynian economy, worth 513 trillion zests a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,147 zests, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TiroDayn's national animal is the Megatherium, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TiroDayn is ranked 134,718^th in the world and 42^nd in Caer Sidi for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.07 kickbacks per hour.