The Republic of Tito Beltran is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Tito Beltran with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.849 billion Tito Beltranians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stockholm. The average income tax rate is 18.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tito Beltranian economy, worth a remarkable 3,020 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,236 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Chess defeat has made Tito Beltran the laughingstock of dictators and grandmasters alike, gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal, suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods, and spies caught in Tito Beltran are never heard from again. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Tito Beltran's national animal is the moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Tito Beltran is ranked 1,628^th in the world and 1^st in Sweden for Fattest Citizens, with 50.44 Obesity Rate.