The Colony of TIV33 is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 19.041 billion TIV33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TIV33ian economy, worth 771 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,532 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TIV33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TIV33 is ranked 188,121^st in the world and 1^st in The Iron Volk for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 779.27 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.