The Join Lily of TLS 26 is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate population of 13.828 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24.0%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 531 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,434 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, Join Lily husbands are dead good at fathering kids, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, and washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TLS 26's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TLS 26 is ranked 254,960^th in the world and 3^rd in Kostane for Most Developed, scoring 52.25 on the Human Development Index.