The Colony of TNpacnon is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.283 billion TNpacnonians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong TNpacnonian economy, worth 570 trillion districtas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 61,475 districtas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,001 per year while the poor average 13,824, a ratio of 14.8 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, organ donation is compulsory, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. TNpacnon's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

TNpacnon is ranked 47,664^th in the world and 1^st in Tiraspol for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 55,634.9 Standard Monetary Units.