The Imperial Homeland of Toloc is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Ausun Ludwig with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, flagrant waste-dumping, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.517 billion Tolocians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celeia. The average income tax rate is 16.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tolocian economy, worth a remarkable 5,896 trillion Tolocian Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 356,994 Tolocian Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays, surveillance cameras are banned, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax Tolocian Credits each year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toloc's national animal is the Slime, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No Official Religion.

Toloc is ranked 7,275^th in the world and 1^st in Urana Firma for Most Cultured, scoring 131 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.