The Kingdom of Tomatio is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tomatheo with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.321 billion Tomatioans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tapatheo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.4%.

The powerhouse Tomatioan economy, worth 106 trillion tomatillos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,512 tomatillos, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic, entomologists flock to Tapatheo for its remarkable gadfly population, and recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tomatio's national animal is the Warthog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tomatio is ranked 18,252^nd in the world and 10^th in junk for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,222.09 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.