The Principality of Tomeone is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Marco 1° di Tomeone with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.496 billion Tomeoneans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altamezia. The average income tax rate is 79.6%.

The all-consuming Tomeonean economy, worth a remarkable 2,624 trillion Markuses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,915 Markuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tomeone's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tomeonean Catholicism.

Tomeone is ranked 238,668^th in the world and 6^th in Grosser Europaischer Pakt for Safest, scoring 37.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.