The Imperial Republic of Tomzilla is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tomaz'Schadl with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 47.431 billion Tomzillans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Radwaf. The average income tax rate is 32.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tomzillan economy, worth an astonishing 15,679 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 330,577 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, the recycled air in planes is nauseating, and sweet-toothed Tomzillans have been left penniless by the VAT on candy. Crime is totally unknown. Tomzilla's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ancestral Veneration.

Tomzilla is ranked 571^st in the world and 16^th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 476 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.