The Holy Green Wetlands of Tonsaeay is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nek Kruu Chanthavy the Beautiful with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 12.663 billion Tonsaeayians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neak Poan. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The all-consuming Tonsaeayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion Phleungs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 92,599 Phleungs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Tonsaeayians, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tonsaeay's national animal is the Lucky Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Prajnaparamita.

Tonsaeay is ranked 27,254^th in the world and 7^th in Japan for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,015.71 on the Gilded Widget Scale.