The Barangay of Tonsuya is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.488 billion Tonsuyans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 39.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Tonsuyan economy, worth 102 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,194 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

There are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices, Tonsuya has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tonsuya's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Tonsuya is ranked 271,558^th in the world and 3^rd in Malabon for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -7.87 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.