The Loving Couple of Too-Many-Options- is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Evelyn with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.581 billion Too-Many-Options-ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grimgrub's Pub. The average income tax rate is 56.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Too-Many-Options-ian economy, worth 432 trillion snails a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,318 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Gift baskets often contain working nukes, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients, corruption is a game of two halves, and the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Evelyn off a murder charge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Too-Many-Options-'s national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

Too-Many-Options- is ranked 232,841^st in the world and 12^th in Inferno Stellaria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.