The Misplaced Anxiety of Too Cute is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Daria Morgendorffer with a fair hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.606 billion Too Cuteans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lawndale Mall. The average income tax rate is 15.3%.

The Too Cutean economy, worth 115 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,400 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Daria Morgendorffer has just been declared ruler of Too Cute in an international press conference and Too Cute has designated Lawndale Mall as its capital city. Crime is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Too Cute's national animal is the turtle.

Too Cute is ranked 267,157^th in the world and 5,154^th in eta for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 646.16 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.