The Holy Gold Disastr of Too opressive is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Iron Fist with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.154 billion Too oprssivans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BLACK HAWKS. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Too oprssivan economy, worth 647 trillion whips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 155,781 whips, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 809,142 per year while the poor average 16,223, a ratio of 49.9 to 1.

Money grows on trees, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Too opressive's national animal is the Tyrant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Opprssion.

Too opressive is ranked 285,584^th in the world and 91^st in The Global Elite for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.