The Free Land of Topia Eons is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its lack of airports, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 110 million Topia Eonsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 35.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Topia Eonsian economy, worth 3.80 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,567 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, the entire entry for Topia Eons in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, and the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Topia Eons's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Topia Eons is ranked 216,854^th in the world and 2^nd in Sukkertopia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 83.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.