
| Population | 36.071 billion |
| Capital | Tordor City |
| Leader | Queen Sera the third |
| Faith | catholic church |
| Currency | Harpy |
| Animal | Darkling |
The Techological Kingdom of Tordor is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Sera the third with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, avant-garde cinema, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.071 billion Tordorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tordor City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Tordorian economy, worth an astonishing 12,132 trillion Harpies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 336,362 Harpies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Some achieve retirement and some have retirement thrust upon them, residents firmly believe there is no spoon (Tordor has found 4 easter eggs), the national economy makes a whole lot of nothing, and clerics remind orphans of their parents' wickedness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tordor's national animal is the Darkling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catholic church.
Tordor is ranked 164,820th in the world and 3rd in Zernxi Sector for Largest Black Market, with 911 billion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Tordor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
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Tordor, clerics remind orphans of their parents' wickedness.
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Tordor, the national economy makes a whole lot of nothing.
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Tordor, residents firmly believe there is no spoon (Tordor has found 4 easter eggs).
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Tordor, some achieve retirement and some have retirement thrust upon them.
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Tordor, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
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Tordor, citizens often glare angrily at jet contrails.
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Tordor, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
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Tordor, people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis.
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Tordor, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead.

























































