The Jingoistic States of Tore Scorns is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and compulsory gun ownership. The quiet, industrious population of 4.048 billion Tore Scornsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 27.5%.

The large but inefficient Tore Scornsian economy, worth 151 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,518 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, and ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Tore Scornsian beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tore Scorns's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tore Scorns is ranked 236,372^nd in the world and 2^nd in Aurne for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.42 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.