The Empire of Toriniall is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by John Yodason with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 10.494 billion Toriniallians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Yoda City. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Toriniallian economy, worth a remarkable 3,049 trillion Daddy Yodas Golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 290,597 Daddy Yodas Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at John Yodason's office, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and the government airlifts sacrificial lambs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toriniall's national animal is the Yoda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yodaism.

Toriniall is ranked 4,058^th in the world and 2^nd in United States of America for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 10,414.81 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.