Population | 5.131 billion |
Capital | New Yoda City |
Leader | John Yodason |
Faith | Yodaism |
Currency | Daddy Yodas Gold |
Animal | Yoda |
The Empire of Toriniall is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by John Yodason with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.131 billion Toriniallians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Yoda City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Toriniallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,321 trillion Daddy Yodas Golds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 257,468 Daddy Yodas Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, rumor has it that John Yodason has won three lotteries in a row, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toriniall's national animal is the Yoda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yodaism.
Toriniall is ranked 1,070th in the world and 1st in United States of America for Lowest Crime Rates, with 168.93 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Toriniall, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
- : Following new legislation in Toriniall, rumor has it that John Yodason has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Toriniall, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
- : Following new legislation in Toriniall, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
- : Following new legislation in Toriniall, the question of 'what is John Yodason's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
- : Toriniall voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Toriniall voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Following new legislation in Toriniall, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Toriniall, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
- : Following new legislation in Toriniall, New Yoda City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 9 » Eastern Kodiak, Northeastern Cascadia, The Republic Of United Tribes, Montination, Bria Gennadorter, Viknovia, The Five Boroughs of NYC, Saletonia, and New Solanis.