The Matriarchial Kakistocracy of Tornado Queendom is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Tornado Wiwi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.518 billion Tornadoes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tornado City. The average income tax rate is 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tornado Queendomian economy, worth a remarkable 6,929 trillion UNDER ECONOMIC MARTIAL LAWS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 355,033 UNDER ECONOMIC MARTIAL LAWS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

All funding starts one dime at a time, in-cite-ment never happens at tea parties, watching shooting stars is Tornadoes' number two favorite pastime, and children associate coal mines with piggy banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tornado Queendom's national animal is the Tornado, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanic Church of Tornadoes.

Tornado Queendom is ranked 333,048^th in the world and 43^rd in The Forge for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.93 percentage of bribes refused.