The Free Land of Toronto Toros is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Leaping Lou Nistico with an even hand, and notable for its national health service and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.087 billion Toronto Torosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varsity Arena. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Toronto Torosian economy, worth 64.1 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,995 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The golden rule is to never let an economic crisis go to waste, Hockey has been named as Toronto Toros's national religion, glamping Toronto Torosians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toronto Toros's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Hockey.

Toronto Toros is ranked 84,477^th in the world and 2^nd in Taarna for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,163.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.