The 31st of Touching Grass 31 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by 31 leader boi with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.318 billion Touching Grass 31ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 31. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Touching Grass 31ian economy, worth 395 trillion 31s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,239 31s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 401,532 per year while the poor average 26,233, a ratio of 15.3 to 1.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Touching Grass 31" at foreigners, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Touching Grass 31's national animal is the 31, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 31 31 31 31.

Touching Grass 31 is ranked 251,227^th in the world and 510^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Primitive, scoring -154.84 on the Scary Big Number Scale.