The Empire of Toughest workers is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Vicente Fox with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.233 billion Toughest workersians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norwalk. The average income tax rate is 90.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Toughest workersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,601 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Exterminators swarm Toughest workersian homes, the urban poor thumbs down the new hitchhiking ban, the government forces Toughest workersians to eat their vegetables, and a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toughest workers's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Toughest workers is ranked 12,550^th in the world and 3^rd in The Pacifica for Most Developed, scoring 89.28 on the Human Development Index.