The Military Republic of Traensoles is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Acting Supreme Leader Adam Kacprzyński with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.2 billion Traensolians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyrżawa. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Traensolian economy, worth 205 trillion Traensolian Pfennigs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 93,610 Traensolian Pfennigs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The black market offers sweet deals, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Traensoles's national animal is the humpback whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Traensoles is ranked 5,508^th in the world and 5^th in Empire of Great Britain for Nicest Citizens, with 43.95 average smiles per day.