The Kingdom of Tragedya is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Asher Nicholas II with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.062 billion Tragedyans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satyr City. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Tragedyan economy, worth 190 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,325 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Satyr City, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tragedya's national animal is the Satyr, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hellenic Polytheism.

Tragedya is ranked 18,115^th in the world and 5^th in Burge Classroom for Most Cultured, scoring 91 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.