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The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Transfer Card For Izernian economy, worth 320 trillion Izernian Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,591 Izernian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes the property of the recently deceased, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, and snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Transfer Card For Izern's national animal is the transfer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Transfer Card For Izern is ranked 278,608^th in the world and 10,720^th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 57 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.