The United Socialist States of TransLoP is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.651 billion TransLoPians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming TransLoPian economy, worth 368 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,972 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Leader, and party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TransLoP's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TransLoP is ranked 315,462^nd in the world and 13^th in Transbian for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.72 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.