The Queendom of Travellers is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.3 billion Travellers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.6%.

The Travellersian economy, worth 112 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 49,055 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, and people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Travellers's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Travellers is ranked 136,686^th in the world and 4^th in SIMETOPIA for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 722.43 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.