The Expansionist Federation of Tremertia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.102 billion Tremerts are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stahlstadt. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tremertian economy, worth a remarkable 2,611 trillion U-238 moles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,892 U-238 moles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, interest in globalism never flags, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, and colonial subjects have Tremertian culture shoved down their throats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Tremertia's national animal is the Main Battle Tank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Militarism.

Tremertia is ranked 270,367^th in the world and 1^st in The Palaven Union for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10 on the Clooney Contribution Index.