The Empire of Treznor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marcus Treznor with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 42.007 billion Treznorans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devonton. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Treznorian economy, worth an astonishing 26,578 trillion golden dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 632,723 golden dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, the new intercity submarine SSN Flightless Red Dragon Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers, and saying "don't do anything that Marcus Treznor wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime is totally unknown. Treznor's national animal is the flightless red dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none.

Treznor is ranked 728^th in the world and 1^st in The Vast for Lowest Crime Rates, with 180.73 law-abiding acts per hour.