The Empire of Treznor is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Marcus Treznor with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 47.223 billion Treznorans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devonton. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Treznorian economy, worth an astonishing 30,276 trillion golden dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 641,138 golden dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, Treznorans submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime is totally unknown. Treznor's national animal is the flightless red dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none.

Treznor is ranked 310,926^th in the world and 10^th in The Vast for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -44.84 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.