The Loving Couple of Tribute4rt is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Ukla with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.041 billion Tribute4rtians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glandus High. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tribute4rtian economy, worth a remarkable 1,352 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 134,693 snails, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 399,897 per year while the poor average 35,590, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Yoga studios are being converted into yoga research labs, arbitration is mightier than the sword, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, and the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tribute4rt's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

Tribute4rt is ranked 272,310^th in the world and 24^th in Kyorgia puppet storage for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 25.96 on the Bus Surprisal Index.