The Trade League of Troglodita K is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Dino Govern with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ban on automobiles, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.109 billion Troglodita Kians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pietra City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Troglodita Kian economy, worth a remarkable 3,637 trillion Wooden coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 277,469 Wooden coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", war vets look after war animals, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, and cutting remarks are the limit of Dino Govern's violent tendencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Troglodita K's national animal is the Mammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shamanism.

Troglodita K is ranked 228,275^th in the world and 28^th in Antisipation Refounded for Fattest Citizens, with 8.42 Obesity Rate.