The United Islamic States of Trpezi is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by President Dzeilan Pepić with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 8.475 billion Trpezians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petnjica. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Trpezian economy, worth 868 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,462 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, the endangered saltwater humpback Eagle is only seen in captivity programs, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, and the demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trpezi's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Trpezi is ranked 10,295^th in the world and 6^th in Union of Allied States for Safest, scoring 119.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.