The TTT of TTT is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by TTT with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.909 billion TTTS are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TTT. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.8%.

The frighteningly efficient TTTian economy, worth a remarkable 3,230 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,254 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation proudly hosts OstraCon to decide who gets free vacations to the Brancaland tundra, criticism of TTT is considered unpatriotic, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TTT's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is TTT.

TTT is ranked 306,997^th in the world and 4^th in Devide by Zero for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 21.44 on the Kitten Softness Rating.