The Colony of TUFOFS33 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 9.034 billion TUFOFS33ians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TUFOFS33ian economy, worth 331 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,649 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TUFOFS33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TUFOFS33 is ranked 247,409^th in the world and 1^st in The United Federation of Fascist States for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring zero on the Gilded Widget Scale.