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Largest Black Market: 800thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,014thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,267th
The Elegarth Dragon Wyrmling of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hear me roar
Influence
Handshaker
Governor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Tuki

Population30.822 billion

CapitalNew Midgard
LeaderDrangongarth Elegarth
FaithDraconism

CurrencyGolden Dragon
AnimalBlack Dragon

The Elegarth Dragon Wyrmling of Tuki is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Drangongarth Elegarth with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.822 billion Draconians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Midgard. The average income tax rate is 72.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tukian economy, worth a remarkable 7,398 trillion Golden Dragons a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 240,043 Golden Dragons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, sibling rivalry has become a favorite topic for developmental psychologists, childhood friends of Drangongarth Elegarth are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, and uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuki's national animal is the Black Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Draconism.

Tuki is ranked 17,770th in the world and 8th in House Elegarth for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 34,202.02 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Black Market: 800thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,014thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,267thMost Devout: 1,333rdHighest Economic Output: 2,137thLargest Mining Sector: 2,357thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,762ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,563rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,384thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,496thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,699thLargest Populations: 5,682ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,146thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,903rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,039thMost Patriotic: 8,285thLargest Retail Industry: 9,952ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,555thMost Armed: 11,621stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,272ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,330thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,494thMost Authoritarian: 13,502ndMost Conservative: 13,691stMost Efficient Economies: 14,150thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,414thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,819thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,044thLowest Crime Rates: 15,992ndLargest Governments: 16,302ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,805thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,770thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,095thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,647thHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,502ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 32,027th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tuki was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Tuki was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Tuki, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist.
  • : Following new legislation in Tuki, childhood friends of Drangongarth Elegarth are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Tuki, sibling rivalry has become a favorite topic for developmental psychologists.
  • : Tuki was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tuki, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame.
  • : Following new legislation in Tuki, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Tuki, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Tuki, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.

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