The New Cruor Federation of Tumblr Imperialists is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Avakael with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 23.319 billion Tumblr Imperialistsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aagaard. The average income tax rate is 54.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Tumblr Imperialistsian economy, worth 800 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 34,337 Halicarnassuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, the tragedy of the commons is being tested nationwide but everyone says it's somebody else's problem, and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tumblr Imperialists's national animal is the White Phoenix and its national religion is Cruor.

Tumblr Imperialists is ranked 234,014^th in the world and 768^th in Ordo Imperialia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.89 kickbacks per hour.